The Federal Retard Constitution

Established this day for all retards, by retards, of retards

Article I: Fundamental Rights

1. All retards are created equal, but some are more equal than others.
2. The right to be stupid shall not be infringed.
3. Every retard has the right to blame others for their own mistakes.
4. No retard shall be held accountable for actions committed while "just joking".

Article II: Governing Principles

1. The dumbest idea in the room must be given equal consideration.
2. All decisions shall be made by coin flip when logic fails.
3. Any law that makes sense shall be immediately repealed.
4. The official language shall be broken English with emoji support.

Article III: Social Protocols & Etiquette

1. The proper greeting between retards shall consist of either:
   • A loud, exaggerated burp
   • An interpretive dance of your current mood
   • Spontaneous beatboxing for no less than 8 seconds
2. All arguments must be settled via one of the following methods:
   • Rock-Paper-Scissors-Bomb-Waterballoon (best of 3 or 5)
   • Staring contest while holding increasingly ridiculous faces